Felt cute, might delete later... I’m not the only one who loves taking the perfect selfie, right?
Confession: I have a LOT of selfies and photos of myself on my phone. Like, a lot. (I also have a lot of photos of my cat because she’s so stinking cute!) If you’re anything like me, you love snapping those selfies but you hate the pressure of coming up with perfect Instagram selfie captions.
Social media captions are important for growing a following, engaging your followers and getting more likes! So, I rounded up the best 75 witty selfie captions FOR you! They’re really good, too!
75 Witty Selfie Captions 2019
I find that some of the best captions I use on Instagram are those confident selfie captions that help make others feel good. Another great method for good captions for a selfie is going with the humor route. Everyone likes to laugh & feel happy!
Whether you’re looking for a caption for a selfie just for fun, good quotes for selfies to impress a crush, or you need good captions to grow your following, use this list of Instagram captions to find the perfect one ( I won’t tell anyone that you got them from here!)
Funny Selfie Captions For Instagram
I have no selfie control.
Felt cute, might delete later…
I am not taking a selfie, I am just checking my camera quality
Sending my selfie to NASA, because I’m a star.
That annoying moment when you take a selfie, and your hair looks perfect but your face looks horrific.
What do you think of the view?
Ice cream is cheaper than therapy.
I’m not lazy. I’m on energy-saving mode.
Proof that I do selfies better than you.
A selfie a day keeps the doctor away.
You just can’t spell awesome without me.
They say nobody’s perfect. Guess what? I’m nobody.
My hair is the crown I never take off.
Short Captions For Selfies
Embrace the glorious mess that you are!
I woke up like this.
Always classy, never trashy, and a little bit sassy.
Life is better when you’re laughing.
Why so serious?
It’s not a phase mom, it’s who I am.
Smile at the world, she’ll smile back!
When you take a selfie so good, you can’t believe it’s you.
I feel the start of something new… 🙂
Be happy, it drives people crazy.
Keep calm & take a seflie.
I was born passport-ready.
Dream big, sparkle more, shine bright.
Leave a little sparkle wherever you go.
There’s a girl out there with love in her eyes and flowers in her hair.
I ain’t got a lotta money but I got a lotta style
Cute Selfie Captions With Friends
Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe it’s maple leaves.
We got lost in this maize.
I love these bad ass witches.
Bow down, witches
Halloween & Fall Selfie Captions
Sorry for what I said when I didn’t have my pumpkin spice latte.
I can’t be held responsible for stolen candy.
I’ll never ? you.
I need to be home before midnight…??
This witch likes wine.
I’m the ? of autumn!
“I’m a mouse, duh.” – Mean Girls
Stop being a zombie. Find something that you’re excited about in your life. Otherwise, you’re just walking dead.
Selfie Quotes & Selfie Captions Lyrics For Instagram
“If I was you, I’d wanna be me too.” Meghan Trainor
“Learn to appreciate the people who want to be in your life and stop stressing over people who don’t want to be in your life.” – Unknown
“They say good things come to those who wait. So ima be at least about an hour late.”– Kanye West
“We ain’t picture perfect but we worth the picture still.” – J. Cole
“I wanna be your end game. I wanna be your first string. I wanna be your A-Team.” — ‘End Game’
“Find me where the wild things are.” —Alessia Cara
“I’m no beauty queen, I’m just beautiful me.” —Selena Gomez
“I’m sorry, the old [enter name here] can’t come to the phone right now…” —Taylor Swift
“Darling I’m a nightmare dressed like a daydream.” —Taylor Swift
Birthday Selfie Captions
Time to drink champagne and stand on tables.
Birthdays are nature’s way of telling you to eat more cake.
On this day, a Queen was born.
Sassy since birth!
Move over coffee, today is a day for champagne.
Age and glasses of wine should never be counted.
Thanks to filters, I always look one year younger.
I’m not getting older. I’m getting better.
Holiday Selfie Captions
Takin my selfie and being merry!
Ready to sleigh the holidays.
Baby, it’s cold outside.
In the holiday spirit and my vacation mode’s on. (Do not disturb until further notice.)
Holiday pics or it didn’t happen.
OMG! I See Santa, Hurry up, Pretend to be Good.
Jingle all the way, and all that jazz.
Drink up Grinches it’s Christmas.
About to settle down for a long winter’s nap. See you in the morning!
What happens under the mistletoe stays under the mistletoe.
I’m only a morning person on December 25th.
I hope these selfie caption ideas help you find the perfect witty or funny Instagram caption for your next post! You’ll love looking back years down the road at your Instagram selfies and reliving the past. And maybe giving yourself a chuckle!
Using good captions for selfies will also probably help you grow your followers and get more likes. People don’t need to know you got your witty selfie Instagram quotes from here – use this list to help your account GROW, get more LIKES, more FOLLOWERS and of course, help people learn more about you and become active on your account!
- If you want more blogging tips, start at my guide for getting your first 50k followers on Instagram!
If you use any of these caption ideas, tag me @thewhimsysoul so I can see! Also, if you have any good selfie captions not listed, comment below so everyone can see!
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